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Very interesting site. I especially enjoyed reading the Harmon series.
dear abner was realy funy.I like the article on lottery tickets. waiting for more Our Hero Harmon Stories.
Keep up the good work. Love your Harmon stories. Just don't make fun of the buggy-ride driver. I know her and she is really, really cool. She has 2 brothers who might beat you up if you say anything bad about buggy-ride drivers.
Yes yes a good, happy Wagler website. very impressed. I just scanned it and i have to run cause Nate is screaming that we have to leave, but I will be back to check on this site soon.
hey. funny site. was this ur idea? prolly. duh question. anyway instead of having 'our hero harmon' stories weekly they should be daily. i like, check back almost every day but like, still no new 'our hero harmon' story. maybe if i would subscribe it would help. i shall c. cya.
I love the site. Memories of the newspaper. Your articles on global warming were by far the best and most sensible that I've read so far. It seems like more people could use their common sense and we wouldn't hear so much whining about it. Keep up the good work. It's a lot more cheerful and inspiring than some other websites I've stumbled across in the recent past. How about a good hovel story?
This here Amishman watched his ex-amish [now english] neighbor walk quickly to his mailbox for the 5th time in an hour..''.Yoohoo joni,'calls the amish man to his now english neighbor.''Are you expecting a check,perhaps,or a package,that you go so often to the road?'' 'Ah hum ,no''replies the ex-amish'''You see ,I just got my brand new computor,fired it up,and the dumb thing keeps telling me 'You've got mail''.........HA ha ho
hey man, site's looking good. news is well written. I know a guy that knows the guy that crashed his car into the tree. very tragic. and I agree that Amish preachers the country over are likely using the story for youth retention purposes. I haven't heard it here though. on your opinions profile it says you are postmillenial. Perhaps you could explain to your viewers exactly what that pertains to. and just so you know, on my weekly visit to the local library to use the computer, I always visit this site.
We as as a Plain Penguin Community are concerned with your obvious concerted effort of alienating Penguins in your blatantly shameful and racist reporting on issues relating only to humans. We are begging you, please report our stories, particularly our recent Denomination split over how many days males can go without trimming their beards. This has been as tough a few months as we've ever had and we need your help and support. Thankyou
We aren't too sure what these penguins' problem is. In my opinion penguins have gotten their fair share of publicity with recent movies such as "March of the Penguins". I didn't even know there was a plain penguin community, but now that I think about it, penguins' mating rituals are similar to those of Amish and Mennonites. Since we don't have many reporters we can't send any to Antartica to find you. Anyway we are glad to know our site now has viewers further away than Buenos Aires.
love the site! my faveorite is harmon.(:
i also like the story, don't be mean to hovel dwellers. i would like more harmen
and abner updates
Hi. Just found your site. It's a riot!
Erik
Hey, great stories on Harmon! Breathlessly waiting til next "Our Hero Harmon" story (:
I'm quickly writing this from my english neighbor's computer. I really liked all the comprehensive news stories and appreciated the plain veiw on important issues such as covering strings and mustache/ no mustache. i was jest wondering if you could cover the holmes county settlements and their news and gossip as well. well i gotta go, my brother ezekial said the cows are out again.
Good site. Comic about the Amish and Muslim was funny. That is funny right there don't care who you are. I would like to see you do a [throus in de velt] link.
its riehl not rheal i know you tried
This morning I was at my english neighbors and she started telling me about this crazy thing called the inernets and about all the vonderful goot shtuff one can do on here like look up recipes for Martha Stewarst's brownies and such. Well I just looked some stuff up and I saw this website and chust thot it was the best thing since mom's shoofly pie.
I liked the article by that one really handsome man about men's beards and the reason they wear them. I like really much how they look but it gets a little prickly when Abner and I are alone in the barn. (doing chores of course you sickos english people) Well I just wanna say that God put hair on a mans face for a reason and for them to think they can just shave it or cut it is going against nature and God will surely punish them.
If there is a godly man out there that does shave tho I would like just one smooch sometime to see how that would feel too. Then you can grow it again. ( we won't tell Abner) My email is Sadiemae@iamhott.com.
This took me really long cuz somebody didnt know the order of the alphabet very good and this keyboard's letters are way rearranged.
more harmon please! people r calling us and wondering when the next harmon'll come out!
That Harmon story is out of control! I laughed and laughed! can't wait to see who the mysterious boy was. Richard was a good surprise!
keep up the great work,
hey emily got me started on harmon stories. loved'em also enjoyed every thing else. the story about the guy crashing his car into a tree and going an climbing another tree was alittle bit different from what i heard. i'm awaiting the next hero harmon story !
better watch out for those hillbilly bears. fly to kansascity i will pick you up and be your driver. ( know i don't have bullet prove glass)i will take you straight to Bethany.
well about the prius's. cant wait till summer when gas $4.00/gallon. When you get around 17mpg in your F-150 they'll be getting over 50mpg. They'll be spending around 8 cents per mile and you'll be spending 24 cents per mile. lets see wouldn't you be spending $240 for each thousand miles. And those stupid prius divers only spending $80 to drive one thousand miles?